Truthfully, I really enjoy being “single” and the freedom that comes with it. I’ve also met lots of great new people, although I’m not interested in any serious relationships right now. So you would think I’d be treated to a nice dinner here and there, because I don’t think I’m that unfortunate looking or without personality.

Sadly, life has not thrown free food my way. Funny enough, I have treated someone to lunch (and it was no biggie). And while I’m not one to use people, but man if there is one thing that I really want right now, it’s good free food. Is this too much to hope for?

Newsflash: This little girl over here is malnourished. She hasn’t had time to cook for over a week, and she needs to be force fed vegetables. All she’s had to sustain herself is bread. And lots and lots of reading. She needs colors in her food, and white ain’t a color. Reading papers ain’t filling. This is a desperate cry: Wine me! Dine me people!

I’m just waiting for karma to work its way back to me. Olivia, Uchi, Starlite or Iron Works anyone? FEED ME!