I’m no Fug Girl, but I couldn’t resist giving my take on the Golden Globes red carpet.

(Note: I didn’t actually watch, I’m just going through the slideshow at NY Mag. And I was too scared to steal photos…)

• I don’t even know who Jennifer Morrison is, but I love her Oscar de La Renta dress.
• Lisa Rinna: At least it’s not leopard print!
• I’m not sure Rumer Willis pulls this off to the fullest, but there’s something about this Reem Acra dress I LOVE. (And I actually know who Reem Acra is! Thanks, Project Runway!)
• Jonathan Rhys Meyers: WHY DOES YOUR VEST LOOK SO WEIRD?
• Wow, Freida Pinto (breakout in Slumdog Millionaire) is so gorgeous. How did they manage to take a bad shot?!
• Aw, Samantha Who (aka Christina Applegate) looks like a princess Barbie — in a good way!!
• Brad and Angie: I’m sorry, in this particular shot, you kind of look like the Trailer Trash of Hollywood…
• Eva Mendes: Let’s trade everythings! (The Fug Girls didn’t like it, but I do!)
• Sanrda Bullock, you look lovely!
• As the Fug Girls pointed out, this is really off-beat for this kind of event, but I’m totally digging on Marisa Tomei anyway!
• Oh no, Jo Bros: Joe, your pants are no longer too tight (thank you!) but they still don’t fit; one who’s name I can never remember (Kevin?) you’re like halfway between the two… couldn’t decide, huh?; Nick, just say NO to velvet.
• All the guys more or less look the same (black tux) but I’d still pick you, Patrick Dempsey!
• Oh dear lord, Cameron Diaz…
• Forget forty — Demi, I hope I look like you when I’m freaking thirty!
• Megan Fox, I’ve seen exactly zero of your movies, but the face that woman is making to your right — no, my right, your left — yeah, that one. That says it all.