Trying to pick a purse to bring to EL’s (my sister) graduation.

Mom: I regret buying this purse (gestures to an older purse that has never been used).
Me: Even I don’t love that one. You didn’t ask me for my opinion when you bought it.
Mom: See I like the purses your dad picks for me (gestures to a new purse).
Me: I don’t like it. Besides it is too casual.
Mom: I like it though, it’s very youthful. Your taste is very old.
EL: She looks so old (points to my dress*).
Mom: Why does my daughter dress like a grandmother.
Me: You want me to wear heels?

*Vena Cava would be quite offended.